Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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