also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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