I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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