Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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