i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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