You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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