You can't motorboat a personality
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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