I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
worst night to have a conscience
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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