I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Randomize
