i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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