You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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