playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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