hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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