The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
whose parrot is this?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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