I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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