i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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