being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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