"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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