R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
why is half of my head shaved?
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