She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
im on a boat
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