Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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