So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
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I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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