haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Randomize