Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
