Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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