I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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