doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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