if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
