she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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