I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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