You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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