***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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