My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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