You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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