Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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