Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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