Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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