susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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