I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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