I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
