I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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