I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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