There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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