This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I need to calm my uterus...
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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