I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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