We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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