smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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