And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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