Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Randomize