I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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