For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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