yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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