Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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