Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
We are all done wearing pants today
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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